harpy Sun from the mythological creatures au would definitely flirt in the same way birds do where he shows u his nest and it's covered in miscellaneous stuff that's all red or yellow and if u choose to sit in his nest with him for a bit he's like 'omg we're married now' and he WILL cry if you inform him that human flirting doesnt work like that
Which of these extremely fanfic situations have you personally experienced?
Pretending to date someone in order to get out of a jam
Cuddling for warmth
Only one bed
Wait, you guys are getting into fanfic situations?
Two of these things have happened to me (pls specify in notes)
All of these have happened to me. My life is controlled by a sadistic author.
None of these but in the notes I will regale you with another
Whoa, dig this clicky button!
Anonymous asked:
You know, for the spin off CotA thing, I'm pretty sure moon would be the type to sneak out of his tank and eat the expensive fish in other tanks, just because. Could also see him being the one to throw shrimp at people, also just because he can
bri-does-art answered:
Oh, absolutely. He absolutely does sneak out to help himself to tasty, forbidden snacks. Not just rare and expensive fish, but also morsels saved for other residents of the facility.
It can be quite the headache for employees, when the meal they were supposed to go fetch has suddenly disappeared into thin air. But he’s clever enough not to do it too often, and not to target the same species too predictably, lest the staff get wise and catch him in the act. He knows he could get in quite the trouble if he eats too many expensive midnight snacks.
Speaking of trouble.
He also does throw stuff at people. He used to throw a lot of little things at guests - especially if it could get a few laughs out of some kiddoes, instead of tears (he is big, he has thin needle teeth, he glows red, and his area is kept dark for his comfort, and unfortunately sets the children on edge before they even see him). But after getting into trouble a few times too many with angry, soaked parents, he’s learned to be… smarter about picking his targets.
And if you’re thinking this tank looks a bit small, low-set, and the guests a little too easy to reach, this can’t be Moon’s tank…
That’s because it isn’t. :)














